I need a seat; is your face available?

I’m taking a seat you get to decide whether it’s on your

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

I always have the biggest smile on my face when I’m getting

Can I take a seat on your face

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

you okay if I use your face as my seat ? 😍

I want to seat me on your face rn 😩

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Her favorite seat is my face

I see you have a spare seat on your face, do you mind if I use

I need a new seat.. how about your face?