Shut up and let me use your Face as my farting seat

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Hmm your face looks like the perfect seat

I’m looking for a seat, is your face free?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Need a seat, can I use your face

I got the best seat, your face.

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Let me take a seat on your face