I mean I guess I could give you a ride home bud but you dont

My buddy didn’t have money for the ride, so I told them they

my sister asked for a ride but she didn't have gas money, so

After a night out at the bar all my gooner bros make me shake

Oh you don’t have fuel money gooner…don’t worry…I know

Let’s make a deal. If you let me ride the cum out of you, I’ll

Thanks for the ride bud, how can I pay you back?

No homo but you didn’t have any money to pay me for the rides

No homo gooner, you just needed to pay me back for the ride home…with

It’s not gay gooner, it’s just how you pay this certain big

"Accidentally" left my wallet at home so I needed another way

I don't have any gas money for you, bud, but maybe I could pay