Skip work today and [f]uck me instead

Too horny and hot too work. Decided to sneak off instead.

He thought he was just a normal British coworker, but when his

Tell your manager you need to stay home and work her ass instead

Cancel your plans, stay with me instead

Cancel your plans, stay with me instead ;)..

Would you stay up late with me? Hubby is too exhausted from work

Trying to convince you to skip work and stay home with me instead

Gloomy rainy day at work so let’s make it bloom purple instead

Why go to work if you can stay with me naked instead...

My husband had to work so his friend took me to the lake instead!

Dont worry about work just do my booty instead