Do you mind if I sit on your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks comfy, mind if I sit?

oops your face is in the way, never mind i'll just sit on it

I hope you don't mind if I sit on your face

I need to sit on your face :)

Mind if I sit on your face?

You don't mind if I sit on your face

Hope you don’t mind if just sit on your face for a while

I'm sure you won't mind if i sit this ass on your face

Would you mind neighbors watching while I sit on your face?

can i sit on your face whilst we binge watch horror movies