I can’t believe you took that experimental x-change pill …but

Don’t worry gooner! Your dressed like Tori Black and not using

Its not gay if its just a post workout “stretching” session

Don’t worry gooner, it’s not gay if you just suck it 🍆

Its not gay gooner, we were just wrestling and I was showing

Its not gay gooner, you just lost my fleshlight so you are taking

Its not gay gooner, I am just tea bagging you after destroying

It’s not gay if you are both working my huge cock! Duh! Two

No homo gooner, we were just bored at work😈

It’s not gay gooner, it was just a part of your bachelor party!

No homo gooner you just lost the bet on the big game so you had

I lost one bet to you gooner... I can't believe you made me get