You have two options Eat or get eaten

The type of dessert you can't say no to

Here’s dessert

Your daily reminder to be happy!

I came to offer you this dessert

You suck on my BIG NIPS first then you get my ASS as dessert

I already have a tasty dessert for our first date

Have you had dessert yet

Eating dessert

I have no idea what i'm doing lol i just want guys to jerk off

Better than dessert

You deserve some dessert today