All this cake and it's not even my birthday

all this dick, and i don’t even get to use it.

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

It’s not even my birthday 🎂

My new toy 😍 and it’s not even on yet

Not even my birthday…🍰🍑

All this cake and no one to share it with 😪🎂

This was easily the biggest dick I’ve taken all year long and