Mom Made My Favorite Breakfast And It's Not Even My Birthday

All this cake and it's not even my birthday

Pants lookin like a river with all this pre and it’s not even

THIS IS EXTREMELY HURTFUL AND IT'S NOT EVEN AN EXCUSE. ITS PEOPLE

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake, is it your birthday? 😜

It’s not even my birthday 🍑

It's getting so hard not to relapse to a dumb gooning piggy and