all this dick, and i don’t even get to use it

My roommate was so desperate he spiked my drink with black market

All this cake and no one to eat it 🥺

THIS IS EXTREMELY HURTFUL AND IT'S NOT EVEN AN EXCUSE. ITS PEOPLE

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

All this cake and not one dick I can sit on

It’s not even my birthday 🎂

Not even my birthday…🍰🍑

All this cake and no one to share it with 😪🎂