My ex gal didn't swallow my loads. She said I cum too much. However,

My bud said he needed a mouth to use, so I was a good friend

The neighbor's daughter said she'd suck, but not swallow.

You make a bet with your buddy and tell him that you can suck

Guy at the gym said his wife wouldn't let him cum on her tits,

My hook up buddy said my ass isn’t fat enough

No homo, this is just how I tip all of my maids buddy😏

Sometimes a good time is worth the mess 😜 wouldn’t you agree?

a redditor said he wouldn't fuck me because my hairs were peeking

Fuck bud.. i know I said I’d do anything if you beat me at

(Discord - pitchpurple) It's gonna be totally fine as long as

I know I said if you come to mine dressed as a chick, I will