Let me know if me using my dildo turned you on ;)

I never leave home without it because who knows when we’ll

Would you go on a hike with me or leave me at home (;

Never leave home without your dildo

Come chat with me but don't let your girlfriend find out

Will you let me spray my lovejuice all over you

did you think i would let a loser like you see me enjoy my dildo

Let's get wet? I'll wait for you without anything in the shower.

Let’s stay tonight at home and watch a movie together while

Accidentally peed myself after using my dildo

I was having so much fun on my family vacation. Sadly we had

Let’s stay tonight at home and watch a movie together while