Finally evidence that something is wrong but what is it?

Is this a dislocation?

This twitch in my leg has been happening, intermittently for

Clock / clicking noise in chest

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Is this normal

Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Dry cough, loud wheezing and a lot of difficulty breathing

Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

What is wrong with my wrist? Is this fixable? Is it a problem?

Had a bad day at work? Don't worry, mommy is here to pleasure

A weird feeling in my throat like a sphere