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Whenever you can't find your tv remote - maybe I have it
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When you can’t find your clothes 🙊🤷♀️ [f]
If you're wondering where your missing girth is, I have it 😈
I was so late to work, I saw a short cut through a park but before
When you can’t find your girlfriend anywhere at your friend’s
When you can't find your own and steal the kid's slippers instead
I can never find the tv remote, I always end up on the bed on