Getting into the Christmas spirit can be hard... why don’t

Man tries to light customer and store clerk on fire (NSFL article

Man tries setting daughter on fire and self-immolates following

Man tries to escape execution

Man tries to stick his hard cock into Helen Hunt's tight pussy

Man inserts penis into vagina

Man tries to disable a bomb. It doesn’t go so well…

Man tries to stop a rig that’s going to hit a building with

Getting in a flexible redhead is better than getting into heaven

Man tries to commit suicide on train tracks, doesn't work out

Man tries to run away from dog and runs into street without looking

Man tries to sneak past truck and gets run over