My date couldn't find me at the party cuz I was busy sucking

She thought it was just another Halloween costume party, but

Made a bet with my buddy I could tell when he’s bout to cum

My roommate didn't get a birthday party, couldn't leave him like

No homo, you are just helping me end my dry streak😏

Had some drinks and my fuck buddy couldn’t get it up. 🥵😘

No homo if you are wearing your ex’s stuff….

No homo gooner, your bros pranked you with a male stripper at

No homo if we are both still clothed….

Leda and I couldn’t resist The sexy ghost at our Halloween

I was the guest of honor at hubby's friends bachelor party ;)

Let's have a welcome party. I'll welcome you inside me