Me and my bud promised we'd keep our goon session straight, but

The "straight" goon session didn't take long to turn into me

Two minutes after my goon bud and I agree to keep it "straight"

When your Fleshlight breaks but your best "straight" gooner bud

It’s ok goon bud I dressed up so it’s totally straight

My “straight” bud: “I’ve never had good head before”

Me and my bud 10 minutes after telling ourselves to keep it "straight"

Don’t worry bud, it’s totally straight if it takes less than

Me rewarding you for being such a good goon bud

My bud during our "straight" session

My “straight” goon bud 5minutes into our goon session

I was going to play a prank on my straight goon bud by putting