Where’s your face, I need a seat

Can I have a seat on your face?

I need a seat; is your face available?

Is this seat available or can I use your face

Can I seat on your face

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

you okay if I use your face as my seat ? 😍

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Would you be ok with me using your face as my seat?

I wonder if your face is a comfy seat

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?