Would you be ok with me using your face as my seat?

I’m looking for a seat. Is your face taken?

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

need to use someone’s face as a seat😈

Hmm your face looks like the perfect seat

Is your face available to seat?

Can i do this on your face ...

Do I have a reserve seat on your face?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

I wonder if your face is a comfy seat

Let me take a seat on your face