Pretty sure blowjobs aren't cheating - they only count as "hanging

Does this count? 👀

Can you count how many ropes?

I count a wedgie as part of my 5 a day

Luckily I have big loads

😍 Let's make every moment count – and create a love story

Are you getting on your knees or bending over?

Does this count?

Does this count?

Does this count?

Caption this 🫣

You can always count on me to deliver