I always love their reaction when I pull my pants down…

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

The only reason I’d want to get out of bed is so you could

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

For some reason, my pants always end up on the floor

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor. 🙃

They always come out when I’m partying for some reason

I always feel naughty in a little string!

For some reason my pants always end up on the floor

For some reason my pants always end up on the floor

For some reason my pants always end up on the floor

For some reason my pants always end up on the floor