I hope you're not afraid of being suffocated because I plan to

I need a seat; is your face available?

Let me take a seat on your face

Come here, let me seat on your face

I hope your face is comfortable as I'm about to take a seat

do you mind if i take a seat on your face ;)

(18f) Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

I could use your face as a seat

this butt needs a seat... can I use your face?

May I take a seat on your face?

I got the best seat, your face.