I’d use your face as my favorite seat ☺️😚

I’m gonna use you as a seat so you can sit my big ass and legs

Let me know if my face and flat chest made you smile

need to use someone’s face as a seat😈

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

we get along because we agree that the best seat is a face

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Looking for my seat... how about your face?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face looks like my favourite seat

Need to find a seat on your face