Your face would make a lovely seat

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

do you mind if i take a seat on your face

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

Would you be ok with me using your face as my seat

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Your face looks like a good seat

Can I use your face as a seat?

use my face as your seat

May I seat on your face?

Could I have a seat on your face?