I was on my way to Yoga class when my husband called me and told

Landed a great job so I fucked my ass in celebration 🤭

What if there's an explanation for this shit? What, she tripped,

M4F somebody help me 😏😏

When second puberty landed me in this 18 year old body, I had

Landed on Her Face

Should have landed on his back

pov: u just landed a critical hit on me..!(*≧ω≦)ﾉ

This just landed in your DM… Are you going to ignore or reply?

Landed On Her Face

Astral Projection is no mean feat: first you have to get your

18 - nooo it landed on my sock