You couldn't be there for the conception of your "child" but

You were shocked to find out that your boss was moonlighting

He promised to make her famous

“Sorry baby, I know I promised…”

After much insistence you gave in to your wife's plead to go

She promised you she'd stop, no more fucking strangers, but she

Your gf hasn't fucked you yet because she promised to keep her

I guess if you promised him first it’s ok...

Remember when you promised, "no black guys"?

He promised he would only get blowjobs from your wife but he

She promised to make him wear a condom, but he sent me this while

She promised to only fuck bigger men