(OC) Please be gentle sir, I'm still so tight

Excuse me sir Just stopping by to show you this

Spotted two idiots while traveling out of town during July 4th

Applying as ur fckdoll(f)[oc]

Sir has started depriving me of nay drink that isn't his piss

Vehicle strikes guardrail and explodes [oc]

This idiot in a Volvo invaded my turn lane. NSFW for my spicy

Someone decided to cut across multiple lanes at the last second

"[oc]" Thanks Mr. Illinois Plate # I485755. I was hoping to die

Texting idiot didn't see traffic stopped ahead, leaving me in

Plugged for your pleasure sir

I never miss my exit or my waffle house [oc]