Would you let me use your face like a chair?

Would you let me use your face like a chair?

I just wanna use your face as a chair

please let it rest on your face..

If you promise you will keep your face there, I will do this

If you promise you will keep your face there, I will do this

I’m gonna use your face as a chair so please clean my sit.

can I use your face as a chair? please :)

Put your face here please

can I use your face as a chair? please :)

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

Can I sit on your face, please?