Every “straight” session ends like this with me calling my

How every "straight" goon session goes

You were gassing me up about how all these celebs want to drain

I used to be a big strong alpha male, but now I’m nothing but

Love a good straight goon sesh with the bud. Definitely never

My bud said it was going to be a straight session then Immediately

Me: I'm straight. Me every single goon session:

My goon bud said it's totally straight as long as I wear a wig

Last week you went to a goon session with a new goon bud. Now

How I dress up for "straight" goon sessions

I love when straight guys cum out there comfort zone… They

I can’t believe my goon bro was gay this whole time! Really