My roommate loves coming home to this 🎂😉

Coming out for fresh air

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Imagine coming home to this 39 y/o mommy every day

Its coming off 🙈

The best part of you coming to my house to watch movies is not

Excited wiggle, she knows what's coming next

My husband's on a business trip. Who's coming to house with me?

Making myself ready to be fingered somewhere else 💜

Your bully is going to be coming over a lot more often now, sorry.

[40] and needing somewhere to put all of this

We all have to start somewhere