I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

I would love to sit on an older man's face tonight

Excuse me sir, I am very tired, can I sit on your face?

Would you allow me to sit on your face

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

I need a face to sit on

I'm willing to sit on your face

I wonder what it feels like to sit on your face

Do you get mad if I sit on your face?

I wonder what it feels like to sit on your face

Mind if I sit on your face?

• Wanna sit on your face for a few hours