Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Can I use your face instead ?

I’d rather sit on you instead

Let’s skip class so you can fill me up instead ;)

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Getting tired of fucking myself, want to come fill me up instead?

Let me squat over you and pee instead?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Clear your evening, you're with me instead.

Oops, I can't stand it

Call off tomorrow and put in work on my body instead

I can use your face instead of a toilet