she told me i could explore her body... so i did :) <3

Can you guess what song I'm dancing to?

Feeling insecure because of haters and need reassurance from

I told wifey to visit my bestfriend who's having marriage problems

yes they are as soft as they look

Do you think I’d look better with implants?

my ex said i need implants..

She thought it was just another day at work, but when she saw

They told me that I have the face of a good sucker

Aren't they yummy

Was having a drink when I needed to fart so I told the bitch

Told him he can look but not touch until I tell him he can