I have 2 bombs, Oppenheimer is just a joke

Is soo small anyway might as well

You can only see my boobs if your bigger than 6"

Could your shrimp handle the curves of an Asian Goddess?

would you like to be under my control and give me everything

Be honest your even bigger then my pinky!

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na…

I consider this dildo small but I bet you’re even smaller 😂🍤

How pathetic, how good you would look with a cage this locktober

A Fart Joke

We both know your manhood is utterly useless... Might as well

He told he was going to do a quick sex tape, but I knew he was