I should wear this shirt outside and see what happens

This shirt is so easy to take off with these snaps

If you notice my nipples poking through my t-shirt in public,

The boring shirt has to go

Attentive observers can already see my thick stiff nipples through

you can already see my thick stiff nipples through the shirt

Attentive observers can already see my thick stiff nipples through

Attentive observers can already see my thick stiff nipples through

attentive observers can already see my thick stiff nipples through

You can totally see through my shirt, can't you? Well. Shit.

my nipples are so big and stiff that you can already see them

my work shirt looks better off!