Anyone have a face I can sit on?

Can't wait to sit on some stranger's face

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face

Who needs somewhere to sit? 😏

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face

You asked me to sit on your face so here I am

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face

Take a deep breath, my big ass is about to sit on your face.

let me sit on your face

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

The last thing you’d see before letting me sit on your face

I wonder what it feels like to sit on your face