Do you mind if I take a seat on your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Mind if I have a seat on your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Do you mind if i take a seat on your face?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

I see you have a spare seat on your face, do you mind if I use

Hope you don’t mind if I take a seat on your face

excuse me do you mind if I take a seat on your face

surely you don't mind if i take a seat on your face

There’s no seat in this fitting room would you mind just lending

Would you mind if I took a seat on your face?