Here’s two reasons to date me

Would you date me?

Where would you take me on a first date?

Do you think my nipples are cute?

If I flashed my date would he pay for it?

And now, for the final part of our date...

I never wear panties for date night

The kids are at school and I want to have a play date😈

Getting a massive facial from you bully was the price your sister

Would you date me

i only date men that eat ass

Would you date a girl with my type of body