Mind if I took a seat on your face?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Is your face a comfy seat?

Is this seat (your face) taken? ;)

It’s your face busy or I can seat?

Mind if I take a seat on your face ;)

Let me seat on your face👉

Let me take a seat on your face

*points to your face* is this seat taken?

*points to your face* is this seat taken?

I need a new seat- how about your face

Her face makes the best seat