The office toilet room is often where I'm most productive any

Running any given route in the rain makes you [F]eel 50 percent

Mommy wears her strap on under her jeans so she’s ready to

Running around in just a shirt and a thong for easy access at

You don't need any Black Friday deals, you already have me

As the war in Ukraine goes on, Ukrainian Army drones become increasingly

It’s safe to assume I’m plugged at any given time

It’s safe to assume I’m plugged at any given time

You accidentally turned your neighbor’s wife into a skinsuit,

Women should be either cleaning or pleasing at any given time.

How I imagine you all at any given moment

My owned whore couldn’t help herself - her cunt got all dripping