Your friends were always so nice to your girlfriend

Turns out your mom planned on this happening

Your first ever swinger's night didn't go as planned, did it?

When your little "swinging" adventure doesn't go as planned.

Sis caught me masturbating in the bathroom and decided to help!

I just like my breakfast a bit salty...

My Son Was Injured And Cannot Satisfy Himself, So I Need To Step

Of course I planned it

I knew it would work out how I planned

Her ex is just better

He has no idea you empty your balls in his daughter

Won't be home until tommorow