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Funny, she told you bobbing for apples was a stupid game
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She told you that her famous football friends are throwing a
She told you were such a pathetic cuck that you weren’t allowed
She told you not to be nervous and that she was going to make
She told you that it was the only way you’d be allowed to fuck
She was only yours for a few weeks but it still hurt when she
She told you she was going on vacation with a friend but she
She told you that she was going out with a friend for """girls
She told you she was going on a hike with a coworker. She didn't
She told you she was an accountant..
Sorry bud, thought she told you how hung I was