Would you let me use your face like a chair?

Excuse me, may I use your face as a chair?

May I sit your face ?

May I use your face as a chair?

May I use your face as a chair?

May I sit on your face?

May I use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

May I use your face as a chair?

May I use your face as a chair?

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

This bolivian may borrow your face for a minute