If I applied for a secretary position - I would fail the awkwardness

• I want to be your new secretary

• You need a secretary like me

• I want to be your new secretary

I have something for you

• You need a secretary like me

• You need a secretary like me

You need a secretary like me

• I want to be your new secretary

• You need a secretary like me

How a proper lady should act when she gets bored

• The best way to start your day