Need a face and lap to sit on 💦

If you let me I can sit on your face

I need a face to sit on

I sit on all my friends face when they come over.

Shall I sit on your face or your lap first

I’m looking for a face to sit on, know someone who’d be interested?

You asked me to sit on your face so here I am

May I sit your face ?

I want to sit on your face rn!

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Please, let me sit on yout face

I really just want to sit on your face please