You thought all your rough, mean coworkers didn't like you, judging

“You look so cute in those briefs. Aw look, you’re leaking.

You accidentally told your military bros that you were bicurious.

You don’t send just because I tell you to. You send because

You knew she was planning to turn you out. You just didn’t

You used to think you're straight. You used to think you're pretty.

You catch your gf Dua Lipa flirting with her ex, whom you know

You swore you were straight. He said he could care less, then

You had finally created a device to make you into a royal. When

You were out shopping with your mum when you noticed a perv following

You promised me you'd do anything for me, well, it's time you

You promised me you'd do anything for me, well, it's time you