You get a text from your wife while you're at work. "Hey bud

You accidentally told your military bros that you were bicurious.

You let me violate you, You let me desecrate you, You let me

You never had a good relationship with your dad, so you were

You swore you were straight. He said he could tell you were a

You let her ride you, you've pretty much given up completely,

You thought it was just a joke when the Succubus said if you

You're such a nice guy🥰 You keep getting friendzoned. You

You are such a dumb little fucking whore, I bet you would let

You deserve denial! Nothing - its all you get, all you deserve!

You are just a sextoy! You have always been wondering why your

You know when you're on day 2 and you're convinced you're being