This is why my break went longer than usual... [f]

This is why my water bill is always so massive, oh well, I have

This is why my showers take 45 minutes 😂😻😈

this is why my ass looks good outside of leggings too

This is why my showers take so long (OC)

This is why my showers take so long (OC)

This is why my husband asked me to marry him 🤣🤤

This is why my husband asked me to marry him 🤣🤤

This is why my husband doesn’t trust me!

This is why the frat guys are nice to me!

This is why my husbands friends are always coming over!

This is why my knees are always bruised