Let me show you what true passion feels like.

My smile is contagious and my laugh is infectious

My shy demeanor hides my wild side

My roommate complains that I get naked a lot

Are you excited to eat me?

Im the naked roommate

If you were my roommate I hope you dont mind me walking around

They're good sized for your hands

My roommate doesnt like me walking around naked.

You can use me anytime you want

I bet you would enjoy licking me

It excites me knowing how many people could see my naked body