She made a mess on my face!

I need a place to sit, can I use your face?

Can I sit on your face?

I'm not just a pretty face, I've got big boobs too

Need a face to sit on

Do you want to put your face on my boobs?

This local redditor squirted ALL over my face, it was the perfect

Let me drop my ass on your face

Put your face into my jiggly bump!

Can I dangle these in your face?

He exploded & got most of it all over my face

Let me push them in your face